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As a general rule, you should never use any of the pickup lines on this site... Most people agree: they do not work!
However, the cheesier the pickup line is, the more likely the person you're trying it on is going to find it funny (and then you've got your foot in the door).
Moral of the story: Do not try these pickup lines on your own!
(they're fun to read and picture yourself saying it to someone though)
This is probably the only one worth actually trying:
You see my friend over there?
[Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
He wants to know if YOU think I'm cute.
The following pickup lines are listed in alphabetic order:
It's impossible to decide which are the best/worst
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you come here often?
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Here is 50 bucks. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm friendly and slow moving!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Pardon me, are you in heat?
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
So... How am I doing?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Wow! Are those real?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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